Jandakot

What is Jandakot?


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Possibly the most rednecked suburb in all of Perth. Full of middle class workers, It's a continually growing shithole where the poor can feel rich. Jandakot's youth is seperated into two sections, The half chinese/half australian children that go to private schools and the plain white children left to get a crappy job at the local IGA and go to a public school. Jandakot's only beauty is the free way that runs straight in the midle of it.

'Where ya from?'

'Janddacote' *Mis-spelling due to lack of education*

'Jandakot you mean?, Nice place isn't it.'

'It owrite why?'

*Silence emerges*

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