What is Jankles?
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Jankles is a nickname given to Julia Allison, a current dating columnist for Time Out New York and former television commentator for Star magazine, CNN, Fox News, and Red Eye with Greg Gutfield. Jankles is a blending of Julia's initials and the word
This nickname is widely used by commenters on NonSociety, a popular website that features lifecasting by Julia Allison (
Did you see that getup Jankles was wearing to the Barbie style show? Those ankle-strap shoes did nothing to hide her Jankles'
cankles .
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When a girl gets fucked until she has jizz laden ankles.
I fucked Chrissy so hard last night, I gave her jankles.
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Jankles is a clown with green hair that wanders into people's homes through their back doors in search of a toilet to flush his hair in, or to give himself a swirley if you will. Urban legend has it that in the late 1960s a man named Carl Larl got killed in a savage green paint factory explosion and has ever since been trying to wash the paint out of his hair by using the toilets of people's houses in northeastern Ohio.
1. When i woke up in the morning I had to take a massive dump or a
sasquatch from last night's Taco Bell experience. I lifted the lid to the toilet prepared to drop the kids off when i saw the green splatter along the inside walls of the john. "Jankles, you silly clown."
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an unfortunate medical condition in which a person (usually short) has so much fat on their body that their feet and ankles have been pushed outwards in a J-shape.
Jack: Mary has some nasty jankles.
Mike: Yes, they freak me out!
Jim: I'm sure glad that I don't have jankles!
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