Lombardy Slap

What is Lombardy Slap?

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When a man gives a woman a rather painful blow to the face via his dick. Some recipients have reportedly expirienced brain damage/internal bruising due to the "Slap". Founded by the grand daddy of them all, Louis "The Punisher" Lombardy (Also known for his work on TV's 24).

Person 1: "Damn, i feel so sorry for her. She will be mentally impaired for the rest of her life due to that Lombardy Slap."

Person 2: "What?! I thought she had Down's Syndrome!"

See slap, ouch, pain
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