What is Jardvicht Ardtifical Ardvarcht?
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A condition in which the scphincter muscle contracts and retracts violently due to prolonged norse lords.
Rumor has it that Sue has jardvicht ardtifical ardvarcht, I knew she had it beforehand because her fingers stunk of raw fecis.
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An early eighties term referring to male oral sex, popularised in the smiths song of the same title.
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