Jarvis Probe

What is Jarvis Probe?

any person or thing that exhibits any negative, unfavorable, or dislikable characteristic or quality

"Dude, my roommate just busted a blueberry fart - what a jarvis probe."

"Agent K banged that girl without a condom. What a jarvis probe!"

"I should have gone to med school - there are just too many jarvis probes in law school."

See douchebag, douche, negative, ken, ty

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