Jasjit

What is Jasjit?


1.

An group of ugly gay Nazis that look ogres and stink worse than dog shit. They where short shorts with there penis hanging out and like smack each others ass all the time. Jasjits mostly live in habitats that have been abandoned by others. They go to Germany every year in there secret hiding spot to have multiple orgasam sessions with a picture of Hitler on the wall.

Oh he must be in a Jasjit.

Don't go close to him he's in a Jasjit.

Im going to get that Jasjit to smack you up.

See hitler, nazi, smelly, ugly

2.

Jasjit's are most commonly known as trolls or ogres who are the most hideous looking creatures known to mankind. They have a very remarkable resemblance between shrek and donkey, basically if shrek and donkey had a baby it would look exactly like a Jasjit. They like to have group sex among themselves in weird positions such as the nazi swazsticka and enjoy giving eachother dirty sanches'. They also like other people to jizz on their face so that they look like they have a beard. Hitler is their god and they were even once known to dig up his body and try to have sexual intercourse with it. They have pimply covered faces with crooked teeth. Jasjits are well known for public fornacation amongst themselves. They enjoy the feel or dicks up their own asses or vaginas and will occasionally give blowjobs to complete strangers. These beings are incedibly stupid and scientists are still trying very hard to prove that they even have brains. They are of the lowest cast known to society, much lower than what a gurpaul would be considered as (high class). They ultimately wish that they could be as good at anything a gurpaul can and often make up stupid annoying jokes that aren't even remotely funny. BEWARE IF YOU DON'T LAUGH AT A JOKE A JASJIT SAYS, HE WILL TRY TO MAKE YOU THE CENTER OF A JOKE TO GET A FEELING OF SATISFACTION FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO SEE HIS PENIS.

*They have also been known to smell and look like dirty mexicans.*

Jamal:Mommy whats that over there?!

Mom: OH NO ITS A JASJIITTTTT, COVER YOUR EYES!!!!

Indiana Jones:Wow I can't believe we got into this tomb.

Chinese kid:Dr. Jones what's that noise.

Indiana Jones:I don't know kid, but I'll take a look.

(Walks into a room to see a group of Jasjits huddled together with a picture of hitler in the middle)

Indiana Jones:Oh my god they're circle jerking!!!!

Chinese Kid:But I don't see anything in their handsss!!!??

Indiana Jones:Thats because their dicks are so small that they retract up into their stomachs and get stuck.

Chinese Kid:Lets get out of here.

Person1:WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING!?Guide:Those are the infamously hideous Jasjits.

H:Yo wtf is that thing following you??

G:I dunno but it asked me to put my dick up its ass.

Professor: From my research, I have concluded that the Jasjit Family likes to sexually amuse themselves by making odd grunting noises and rubbing feces on themselves, while using puerto rican hand massaging techniques...

Trix Commercial: Silly Rabbit Dicks are for Jasjits.

See jasjit, jizz, cunt, retard, nazi, hitler, german


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