Jaws

What is Jaws?


1.

A highschool or sometimes college girl who sucks a dick for the first time, and drunkingly bites down on the member of her hookup partner for the night. He is usually unable to achieve an orgasm and politely asks her to cease what she is doing. Every grade at every school has one and talks about her proudly. For the rest of her time at highschool or college, she will either be known as "Jaws" or "The Biter."

"So I heard good ol' Jaws sucked your dick last night?"

"You thought the bitch was eating corn on the cob."

See biter, chickenhead, cocksucker, dicksucker, deepthroat

2.

A giant ass shark that kills people in Martha's Vineyard on south beach. As seen in the 1st one.

If you see jaws, RUN BITCH, RUN!

See blah

3.

A Steven Spielberg horror movie about a shark.

4.

A classic film released in 1975, about a Great White shark that stalks a summer beach community. It stars Roy Scheider as Chief of Police Martin Brody, Richard Dreyfuss as icthylogist Matt Hooper and Robert Shaw as Captain Quint. It was directed by Steven Spielberg.

In the movie, after the brutal attack on a skinny-dipping woman by a shark and later on the same fate of a little boy, Brody and Hooper try to convince the mayor Larry Vaughan (played by Murray Hamilton) to close the beaches in the interest of people's lives. However, Mayor Vaughan continuously refuses to do so because he's interested in keeping the town's public image good and making money. After an attack on the beaches on the Fourth of July, Brody and Hooper join Captain Quint, an Ahab-like shark-hunter to venture out into sea to kill the shark.

It is adapted from a Peter Benchley novel of the same title. However, the film is often considered better the book, because Peter Benchley has admitted that he only needed the story because someone offered him money to put the idea on paper, because of his financial problems at the time. I personally think the novel is pretty decent. However, many critics claim it is unprofessionaly written and that it doesn't focus enough on the story of the shark and the community.

The film won many awards, and it considered one of the greatest films ever.

Three sequels were made to Jaws, Jaws 2 in 1978, Jaws 3 (or Jaws 3-D, as it was released in 3-D) in 1983, and Jaws: The Revenge in 1987. Jaws: The Revenge and Jaws 3-D are considered to take place in alternate scenarios, as they have been said to contradict each other. Also, Jaws: The Revenge is frequently voted as one of the worst films ever made, although it does have Michael Caine and Mario Van Peebles.

Also, Jaws took two years to make, and is definitely one of the hardest films ever made, or to make. The mechanical shark failed often, actors would get stressed out, but the film came out as the ultimate classic nonetheless.

Jaws is definitely a classic, but Jaws: The Revenge, the fourth in series, is listed on such sites as IMDb and move polls as one of the worst films ever.

See jaws, amity, quint, shark

5.

A bad guy that appeared in 2 of the James Bond movies who is about 7 foot tall and has metallic teeth.

Jaws tried to kill Bond in a fight on a train, but Bond defeated him by shocking him in the mouth with a broken lamp.

See villian, bad dude, big guy, flacker

6.

The process when a girl is giving head for the first time and she bites down on the penis of the recipient causing the male to get very angry. and slap the bitch. the next day of high school everyone finds out and starts calling the bitch jaws (Mary Darby)

Mary Darby went Jaws on that nigga

See jawz, biter, gummer

7.

Acronym for: Just Another Whiney Salesman.

I just got off the phone with JAWS. I swear they aren't happy unless they're complaining.

See salesman, whiner, complainer, helpdesk


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