Jaws Of Life

What is Jaws Of Life?

1.

The tool they use to cut you outta your busted car after you smash it while smokin a blunt, drinking a brew, or running from the cops.

They had to use the Jaws of Life to get Dan outta the busted Jetta he boosted

See wreck, crash, hospital, death, life

2.

When someone clamps down on the top of a beer can and rips off the top. The beer may now be poured or drunken faster.

Stoffs got so bored last night he cracked open a cold one...but he did it with the Jaws of Life!

See beer, can, teeth, jaws of life, keystone, natty, stoffers

3.

When a person giving a blow job bites down on the receiver's penis. After clamping down, the biter may or may not let go until the penis is hanging by a thread or even completely detached.

Holy shit! I came as soon as I heard. Are you ok?

No I'm not fucking ok! I'm in the fucking hospital with a sewn-on dick! I was receiving the best blow job of my life last night when the bitch gave me the jaws of life! AHHHH!

See blow job, biting, bite, fellatio
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