What is Jaws Of Life?
1.
The tool they use to cut you outta your busted car after you smash it while smokin a blunt, drinking a brew, or running from the cops.
They had to use the Jaws of Life to get Dan outta the busted Jetta he
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2.
When someone clamps down on the top of a beer can and rips off the top. The beer may now be poured or drunken faster.
Stoffs got so bored last night he cracked open a cold one...but he did it with the Jaws of Life!
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3.
When a person giving a blow job bites down on the receiver's penis. After clamping down, the biter may or may not let go until the penis is hanging by a thread or even completely detached.
Holy shit! I came as soon as I heard. Are you ok?
No I'm not fucking ok! I'm in the fucking hospital with a sewn-on dick! I was receiving the best blow job of my life last night when the bitch gave me the jaws of life! AHHHH!
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