Jayboned

What is Jayboned?

Involuntarily urinating on your person or surrounding objects while sleeping, or in a trance like stage, due to the consumption of alcohol.

After a night of consuming way too much beer, I passed out and eventually jayboned my couch.

See peed

Fosters Flop

1. Australian slang for being too inebriated (drunk, tanked,etc...) to get an erection. "Jeeze Mate, I could a shaggedthat sheilalast..

W00ten

1. dr1v3 l33t around wif0ut any s3nse to w00t with ya bike..

Splodge

1. The word used to describe sticky substances or fluids ejaculated from the human body i.e. sperm Phil shot his splodge all over Dean Gaf..

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