What is Jealous Elk?
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When two girls are giving a guy head and the guy cums (accidentally or not) on one girls hands and then in her eyes. As she can't use her palms or fingers to wipe her eyes, she rubs them with the back of her hands. Thus her fingers pointing out from her face resemble elk antlers. Usually the girl starts complaining about the painful semen in her eye, making her angry at the guy or jealous of the other girl. Not to be confused with the angry elk - the single girl variation of the jealous elk.
Joe totally "jealous elked" Ashley and Amy last night, but Amy got the antlers.
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The attitude of most Australians:
If it isnt bolted down then steal it, if it is bolted down then vandalise it
The Australian spirit ..
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The act of fucking one's partner in the ass after sprinkling sand on your dick.
We were having fun on the beach until it turned in..
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When your dumbass boss or someone in authority tries to tell you what to do or Someone who talks too much.
I went to the bosses office ..
