Jealous Elk

What is Jealous Elk?


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When two girls are giving a guy head and the guy cums (accidentally or not) on one girls hands and then in her eyes. As she can't use her palms or fingers to wipe her eyes, she rubs them with the back of her hands. Thus her fingers pointing out from her face resemble elk antlers. Usually the girl starts complaining about the painful semen in her eye, making her angry at the guy or jealous of the other girl. Not to be confused with the angry elk - the single girl variation of the jealous elk.

Joe totally "jealous elked" Ashley and Amy last night, but Amy got the antlers.

See elk, moosing


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