Jello Jezus

What is Jello Jezus?

A very homo-sexual small statue of Jezus made completely out of a small, blonde, British kids jizz, which one may use for pleasuring their rectum.

"Want to go make a Jello Jezus?"

"Only if i can swallow the jizz then barf it up on to your chest"

"Great, then i'll shove it in my rectum"

See poo, rectum, jezus, jizz

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