Jelly Tug

What is Jelly Tug?


1.

When you use Smuckers grape jelly as a lubricant for jerking off. Or any other flavor would work too, I suppose. From some random episode of Reno 911.

Wait, I thought that's what the jelly in the glove compartment was for. If it's not for jelly tugs, why is it in there?

See masturbation, jelly, reno 911, dessert, jerking off

2.

The act of male masturbation using grape (or any other flavor) jelly as a lubricant

Jim was so horny that he just lubed up with concord grape and went with a jelly tug.

See jelly, tug, masturbation, male, jack off

3.

Jerking off using jelly (usually grape jelly) as opposed to normal lubricant.

"Don't jelly tug outside, or the mosquitoes will get you."

See wank, fap, jerk off, jack off, masturbate

4.

A jelly tug is masturbating with any type of jelly or jam

I ran out of KY so I decided to use grape jelly for a nice jelly tug.

See jelly, tug, masterbation, jelly tug

5.

To jack off using jelly as lube

I caught my brother doing a jelly tug last night.

6.

masturbation with jelly

Stop using the smuckers to jelly tug!

See jerk off, jack off, whack off, choke the chicken, beat off, hand job, masturbate

7.

When a male masterbaits with the aid of jelly, preferably grape. The jelly is used as a lubiricant and also can make your junk smell olike blueberries (with blue berry jelly).

John pulled over in his range rover and pulled out some smuckers and jelly tugged it for a while

See masterbation, reno 911, jelly, tug


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