Jenni

What is Jenni?


1.

A Jenni is what you call it when your danceing at a rave, start makeing out with your friend and later realize it was actualy someone you've never met before.

Gilbert: So who were u just kissing on the dance floor?

Sally: What do u mean? I was kissing you..?

Gilbert: No. I left to go get water..

Sally: Crap! I pulled a jenni....

See sex, drugs, rock 'n' roll, speed, weed

2.

A mixed drink made of Mountain Dew and Tequila, preferably Cuervo. Should Mountain Dew not be available, mix with Pineapple juice for a "Jenni 2"

I got so tanked last night at Brick. I had, like, 5 Jennis

See mountain dew, alcohol, drunk, cuervo, bar

3.

A "Jenni" is a stupid whore, who is very annoying. "Jenni's" will bitch about anyone to everyone. Often extremely two faced. Also very dumb. For example, "Jenni's" will often dance to the dance that people made up to express their hate for them.

Their voice is extremely annoying, almost monotone.

See "Twat"

Person one: "Haha"

Jenni: "WUT JUU GUYS LAFFIN BOUT"

Person one: "Nothing, don't worry."

Later that day

Jenni: "OO MII GUD PERSON ONE IS TOTALLY GETTIN WITH MY EX BOYFRIEND"

Person two: "Oh my god."

Later that day

Person two: "Oh my god, she is such a Jenni."

Person one: "Tell me about it."

See twat, jenni, jen, jennifer, dumb

4.

when you have to pee but the bathrooom is occupied so you go in a mixing bowl.

my dad was droppin the kids off at the pool earlier when i was about to pee my pants so i pulled a jenni.

See jenni, piss, bowl, yellow, pee


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