Jennifer Lopez

What is Jennifer Lopez?


1.

highly successful Puerto Rican American who has learned to hire people who can keep her image in the media far beyond the level her talent would otherwise suggest.

Jennifer Lopez was on tv tonight on six different stations just because her marriage is on again/off again/on again/off again. Should we really care so much about celebrities. They are just like us, only rich beyond our wildest imaginations.

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2.

A boring, self-centered celebrity with an ass that's big enough to have its own gravitational pull.

Jennifer Lopez was on TV again...yay.

See fur hag, celebrity, j-lo, talentless, lopez

3.

half-puerto-rican 32 year old who blabs on and on about being from humble beginnings but really went to private school and when she was 16 she was getting dance lessons from the same people who train broadway stars....

Nice arse tho.

4.

A huge pair of buttcheeks with a highly coveted asshole. These enormous asscheeks rose to superstardom by teasing guys worldwide with the fantasy of fucking them.

After years as a struggling actor, Tony finally landed a small part in a major Hollywood movie. He says if he makes it big, he's gonna try to fuck Jennifer Lopez.

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5.

Horrible, no talent loser, whose idea of fashion includes fur in her own line of tacky garments.

The fur industry assumes its buyers are ignorant, unintelligent and empty. So does Jennifer Lopez.

See peta, vivisection

6.

A self-absorbed, selfish, and obviously insecure person whose only talent is driving her boyfriends away and stealing a married man the next day.

When with Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez wanted Ben to sign a paper agreeing that if he was caught cheating he owed her up to 5 million dollars. We're talking major insecurity here.

See ben affleck, ass, bitch, selfish

7.

Jennifer Lopoez also known as JLO,is a succesful puerto rican "superstar" singer/actress/and business woman.She's is hated by many people because of her many failed relationships. A lot of people say she isnt a good singer or actress but shes is making millions and is known worldwide.Shes has her own production company called 'Nuyorican Productions' & clothing line company 'JLE'(Jennifer Lopez Enterprise)by the way her clothing is line is one of the most succesful clothing line if history of celebrity clothing lines and her perfumes sale really well all over the world. This days JLO is one of the most famous and richest women in entertainment and richest latina in hollywood according to Forbes magazine.

accomplishments :

-most famous hispanic person in the world

-richest latina in Hollywood

-one of the richest women in entertaiment

-Lopez is the first actress and singer to have a film (The Wedding Planner) and an album (J. Lo) at number one in the same week.

-Lopez's perfume, "Glow", made history in 2001, by being the number-one perfume in more than nine countries in less than four months.

-Lopez has five number-one hits in the U.S. and a combined twenty weeks at number one.

-Lopez appeared on the 2007 Guinness World Records as the most powerful actress.

and has many more accomplishments although a lot of haters deny or accept it.

bob: jennifer lopez isnt talented shes got a big ass! bla bla

randy: well then i dont know whats going on because she is making millions and is famous worldwide and youre just hating and are a nobody just hating like people on slangdefine...*smiles*

bob:.......*keeps hating*

See jlo, j.lo, bennifer, actress, sexy

1.

An "latino"actress who doesn't speak spanish and can't act and singer wannabe famous for having a puertorican average ass

Gigly its the best example

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