What is Jensenism?
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An extremist neo-Christian evangelical sect which seeks to propagate fear and hatred by quoting Jesus out of context or even misquoting Him altogether.
"Disasters are part of His warning that judgement is coming" seeks to convey the fear of God's wrath punishing immorality wheras it is really just a chronology of events which will occur before the second coming.
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A turd, such as left by a dog, in the front yard.
"Watch your step, there are a lot of yard pickles in the park."..
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Evil penguins that wish to take over the world.
"OHHH MY GOD!!! The evil penguins are coming!!!"
See Sarah..
