Ontario, Oregon

What is Ontario, Oregon?

A town in Eastern Oregon that's possibly the origin of of all sin. It's certainly hot like hell is.

"I passed through Ontario, Oregon once. I saw one tree. One. Dying. Tree."

See boring, stupid, small town, gangs, drugs, hot, heat, stupid people

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