What is Jerking Off Stalefish?


1.

When someone constricts the circulation of blood to the hand until it goes numb, then masturbates with it, thereby giving the feeling of another person.

Dude, why are you sitting on your hand? You trying to jerk off stalefish?

See Valo

2.

our definition is whackin off with no visual aids, just what u think of

i was battin off stalefish cos mum stole my pornos

See nathan

3.

The act of masterbation with your coming from behind and going under your leg like the snowboarding move.

I needed a little change in my love life so i put my hand under my leg and started jerking off stalefish.

See masterbation, jerking off, beating off, hand job

4.

without lubrication, just raw.

I was jerking off stalefish and my dick got raw.

See jerking off, masturbating


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