Jerkoff Monkey

What is Jerkoff Monkey?

Someone who is constantly used by others. Basically a tool of the lowest form.

"Come here you jerkoff monkey, shine these shoes for me!"

See wanker, nigger, faggot, pussy

Ach Mein Gott!

1. Translating from Germain litterally as " Oh my God!". Note the backthroat sound in ‘ach’, same as in ‘ich’, ‘ Loch Ness Monste..

Board Unwarper

1. The machine that unwarps gnarled boards. Alan, lord of all dumbasses, quested for it for 10 whole minutes, until he was told to go sit d..

E-threats

1. When a chat room member on myspace or some other net meeting place, determined to save face after being totally cussed out, threatens to..

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