Jerky Treats

What is Jerky Treats?

n. Hand jobs. Term first heard on C.S.I. on 1 Feb 2007. Plays off the phrase jerk off, while managing to sound innocuous--like a dog treat.

"Did you have sex with the clients?"

"No, just jerky treats."

See bopping the bishop, flogging the dolphin, dishonorable discharge, wanking, fapping, jerking off, manual release

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