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A salty penis or phallic expression.
After rushing to zip my fly when my mother walked in on me masturbating to Bea Arthur's bulbo..
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A cleverly disguised, deadly, yet irresistible trap designed to slowly kill us all with morbid obesity resulting in cardiac arrest, dia..
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When you haven't done something in a long time...
Just like "In a minute," but it makes more sense to older people...
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