Jersey Junkyard

What is Jersey Junkyard?


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The greatest roller coaster ride in history. No seriously. It has this like, car, that has headlights, and they turn on right at you. That's basically it.

Whilst riding Jersey junkyard, someone interrupted my booming kuwanging.


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