What is Jersey Massage?
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To physically assault someone, either with your fists or with a weapon, such as a baseball bat, pool cue, axe handle or pipe; in simple terms, a
When I walked out of the bar and saw some
scumbag pissing on the side of my car, I gave him a Jersey massage that he'll never forget.
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A deviant sexual act even more disgusting than whatever you think it might be.
Holy Christ, did you hear that Tom quarterloafed some gu..