What is Jersey Massage?
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To physically assault someone, either with your fists or with a weapon, such as a baseball bat, pool cue, axe handle or pipe; in simple terms, a
When I walked out of the bar and saw some
scumbag pissing on the side of my car, I gave him a Jersey massage that he'll never forget.
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An event in NFL Blitz 2001 where one's oppenent has a ridiculously lucky play.
Etymology:
Named after the player who would conti..
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meaning u really suck, came from spongebob squarepants acuz squidward was voted most likely to suck eggs in high school, also from FLCL ..
