Jersey Massage

What is Jersey Massage?


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To physically assault someone, either with your fists or with a weapon, such as a baseball bat, pool cue, axe handle or pipe; in simple terms, a beatdown. The "Jersey" part of the phrase is a slang term for the State of New Jerseyin the United States. Residents of New Jersey are known for being a bit more "physical" than most Americans when it comes to resolving disputes...

When I walked out of the bar and saw some scumbagpissing on the side of my car, I gave him a Jersey massage that he'll never forget.


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