Jerseyite

What is Jerseyite?


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Awful drivers from North Jersey who invade New York and Connecticut's borders via the Jersey piece of shit Turnpike. Passing people at double the speed limit in the right lane while talking on their motorola cell phone, these morons cause more accidents than the wahoo Mexicans in Texas. They cut reasonable drivers off and press down harder on the horn than they do on the pedal.

That fucking Jerseyite guido bastard cock-knocking scum does not belong anywhere besides the urine-stained roads of Jersey.

See new yorker, guido, cocknocker


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