Jerumpkin

What is Jerumpkin?

The act of practicing for a blumpkin by jerking yourself off while taking a dump.

I tried to give myself a jerumpkin as practice before my girl gave me a blumpkin.

See jerking off, taking a dump, pooping

Flatirons

1. Brown noser,suck ass,salad tosser,one upper Flattirons tossed jmmy salad at the drive in movie last night. Flatirons is such a suck up...

Hwap

1. the abbreviation of "hooker with a penis" Jeremy is such an HWAP! See prostitute, hooker, sex monkey, slut, whore..

Pubiks Cube

1. An enormous ball of pubes, impossible to untangle, scabs are optional. Someone definitely werewolfed the urinal at that last truckstop...

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