Jesus Christ All Up In The Butt Edit Meaning

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1. Jesus' alter ego, who, unlike Jesus' everyday personality, is open about his fondness of anal sex. He refers to his own ass as butt dick butt and will exclaim, "Bis hop a bis hoppin' hop to different doorways in a maze!" when aroused by the sight of a man. While not in the mindset of Jesus Christ All Up in the Butt, Jesus usually denies such behavior and, when confronted with evidence of it, appears very embarrassed.

2. A rare malady involving the accidental lodging of Jesus in one's rectum.

1. Guy 1: "Did you guys go see Jesus today?"

Guy 2: "We did, but he was Jesus Christ All Up in the Butt."

Guy 1: "Oh."

Guy 2: "Yeah, he just tried to rape us. He got Joe."

Guy 1: "What?"

Guy 2: "He's in the hospital now. They say he's lucky to be alive after a trip to butt dick butt."

2. Doctor: "What seems to be the matter?"

Guy: "Well, I had Jesus in my ass the other day, but when I was done, he didn't come out."

Doctor: "Oh my, I've never seen a case of Jesus Christ all up in the butt before. Don't worry. Just eat a lot of devil's-food cake. That'll flush him right out."

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