What is Jesus Jumped Up Christ?

1.

An expression of your frustration/annoyance towards someone (usually a friend). Not really insulting to your friend, usually they will find it kind of funny and laugh too. But they will get the message that you are a bit annoyed with them.

Jesus jumped up Christ! Why do I get stuck with all the "winners"?

See jesus, frustration, annoyance, winner, loser, friend

2.

Expression of an unbelievable surprise or anger to a situation or behavior.

"Jesus Jumped Up Christ, sis! What the hell were you thinking?" said Eva's father when she poured the can of peas all over the pizza.

See oh my god, jesus, holy crap
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