What is Jesus Table-making Christ?
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An exclamation of intense feeling, suitable for both positive or negative circumstances. "Table-Making" is a reference to the popular Christian belief that Jesus was the son of a carpenter, and also a carpenter himself.
"Jesus Table-Making Christ, what's a guy gotta do to give a broad the pickle-tickle in this town!?"
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Referring to a man who is in a relationship, but still shamelessly ogles and judges every piece of ass out there.
You have a girlfriend..