Jesus Virus

What is Jesus Virus?


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A virus you can get from a porn site. Because Jesus does not want you looking at porn.

13 year old kid: Man, I got a jesus Virus the other day.

Other person: Did your parents find out?

13 yr old kid: Nah I have a porn eraser.

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