What is Jesus Wept.?
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John 11:35. The shortest verse in the King James version of the Bible. Translated from the original Greek, εδακρυσεν ο ιησους, literally meaning, "Jesus wept.". Perhaps the sole verse in the Bible that people actually "get" without guidance. Rarely open to interpretation, only cross-reference. Having said that, what many don't understand is that it may sum up the entire New Testament in two simple words. (Note: emphasis on the word, may.)
When someone starts to say what the Gospel according to John really meant when it said, "Jesus wept.", just walk away! It could be a money scam. Caveat emptor.
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to smoke a joint
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The act of tucking one's shaft and balls down between their legs, then mooning someone.
That fucking faggot Jason, gave us a Monke..
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Licking someones asshole in a clockwise circular motion.
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