Jesusplosion

What is Jesusplosion?


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1. (n.) a burst of one Jesus or multiple Jesi from a single and relatively compact location.

2. (n.) a sudden and violent outburst of love for the Christ Man that results in bodily rupturing, sometimes internal but usually also external, and often on a large scale.

3. (n.) a sudden and violent outburst of love for the Christ Man that results in ejaculation, often on a large scale.

1. Look, Timmy's having a Jesusplosion! Look at all the tiny smiling Jesi that are streaming out of his bloody, ragged corpse on their way to the Promised Land.

2. A particularly intense Sunday morning service by Mr. Tcaused a righteous and massive Jesusplosion today, killing hundreds of devout churchgoers.

3. A particularly intense Sunday morning service by Mr. Tcaused a righteous and massive Jesusplosion today, satisfying hundreds of devout churchgoers.


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