Jesussexual

What is Jesussexual?


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Jesussexual is a sexual deviancy in which the afflicted are aroused only by images of the Christ himself. It is estimated that there are over 10 trillion sufferers world-wide and the number is growing each day.

Hi, I'm Bub and I'm a Jesussexual. Oh, Jesus, I love you, why won't you love me back the same way?!

See sexuality, homosexuality, heterosexuality, paraphilia, masochism, creepy, blasphemous


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