Jet Li

What is Jet Li?


1.

1) a wicked fast kung fu champion who is makin movies now.

2) actually a peace loving buddhist who now lives in Hollywood.

3) whup ass

Shut up. Dont make me jet li ur ass!!

2.

a famous martial arts (wu shu)student and performer, who has made many films in China and the United States. He has also one won the national wu shu championship 5 times.

Jet Li is dynamic and exhilerating martial artist.

3.

made many great movies in China. Made really crappy movies in America

Romeo Must Die, The One, Cradle to the Grave all sucked bad

4.

A martial artist who won a tournament when he was about 7. hes kinda short. Made some great movies in hong kong like once upon a time in china trilogy, tai chi masters(hero is ok but not that great). Made some shity movies in hollywood like The One, the only one thats decent enough to watch is kiss of the dragon.

So do you like Bruce or Jet Li?

Me: BOTH!!

See uranus

5.

martial arts master almost as strong as shahin

6.

Jet Li is a ballroom dancer, otherwise known as a Wu Shu practitioner, who can't use any of his so called Kung Fu in a fight, in contrast with REAL Kung Fu which can be applied in virtually every situation, including an assault from Chuck Norris. He is known for many movies, but the most disturbing of all is Fearless, in which he continuously scratches Hou Yan Jia's magnificent name by saying that he did Wu Shu, when he did in fact do Mizhong Lohan (Pernounced Lohon) and Northern Shaolin.

Jet Li once had sex with a choir boy

See chicken head, sandy vagina


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