Jew Luck

What is Jew Luck?

An occurrence or set of strange circumstances which normally benefits a Jew.

Friend One:

Have you tried calling Nathan about the party tonight?

Friend Two:

No, don't bother. His Jewish Princess used his phone again and now it's broken for the third time. She has a serious case of Jew luck.

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Hoe Bath

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Lady Bird

1. a whore, slut, abandoned, alley cat, bum, cheap, debauched, dissipated, dissolute, dog, easy mark, fast, for free, immoral, indiscrimina..

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