Jew Luck

What is Jew Luck?

An occurrence or set of strange circumstances which normally benefits a Jew.

Friend One:

Have you tried calling Nathan about the party tonight?

Friend Two:

No, don't bother. His Jewish Princess used his phone again and now it's broken for the third time. She has a serious case of Jew luck.

See jewish phonecall, goyim

Unwell

1. To be at a level of extreme awesomeness. Aaron, that trick was unwell! See sick, ill, awesome, rad, disgusting..

Jemima

1. Jemima is a compliment to women meaning stunning or someone who can get a man by one look. Abbreviated to Jem and the male version of Je..

Roll Rage

1. When someone (Ahem... Jack Daniels) gets excessively pissed off when he/she rolls up the rim on a Tim Horton's coffee, and doesn&ap..

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