Jew Luck

What is Jew Luck?

An occurrence or set of strange circumstances which normally benefits a Jew.

Friend One:

Have you tried calling Nathan about the party tonight?

Friend Two:

No, don't bother. His Jewish Princess used his phone again and now it's broken for the third time. She has a serious case of Jew luck.

See jewish phonecall, goyim

Handfew

1. A handfull that only contains a few of something. I brought a handfew of chicken nuggets for lunch today! See few 2. adj. a few or a..

Asspiration

1. Noun: A combination of the words "ass" and "perspiration". Sweaty butt syndrome. "Can I take a shower dude? th..

H2orowish

1. Particularly corny, and with the slightest dash of melodramatic nerd. "Dude, telling that girl that you'd love her forever, a..

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