Jew Luck

What is Jew Luck?

An occurrence or set of strange circumstances which normally benefits a Jew.

Friend One:

Have you tried calling Nathan about the party tonight?

Friend Two:

No, don't bother. His Jewish Princess used his phone again and now it's broken for the third time. She has a serious case of Jew luck.

See jewish phonecall, goyim

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