Jew Luck

What is Jew Luck?

An occurrence or set of strange circumstances which normally benefits a Jew.

Friend One:

Have you tried calling Nathan about the party tonight?

Friend Two:

No, don't bother. His Jewish Princess used his phone again and now it's broken for the third time. She has a serious case of Jew luck.

See jewish phonecall, goyim

Stuck

1. When you are very high on a dissociative anaesthetic drug (ketamine, pcp, dextromethorphan, others), you are either unable to move, or f..

Fetus Cock Slap

1. The unborn son in the womb who slaps your face with its small baby penis. Also the name of a Preschool Tea Party Massacre song. I fetu..

Donkey Business

1. the ass area of a person's body. often used in the phrase "we molly whopped their donkey business" we just molly whopped..

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