Jew Luck

What is Jew Luck?

An occurrence or set of strange circumstances which normally benefits a Jew.

Friend One:

Have you tried calling Nathan about the party tonight?

Friend Two:

No, don't bother. His Jewish Princess used his phone again and now it's broken for the third time. She has a serious case of Jew luck.

See jewish phonecall, goyim

Joy Ride

1. To use a vehicle that is most likely not yours to pass time by driving it on a random route. Usually stealing the vehicle is part of the..

Pent-up

1. Repressed or inhibited. Due to his sheltered life under his parents' protection, he was very pent-up in the way of romance. See r..

Lunch Boot

1. the act of forgetting ones footwear while hastily returning from lunch "where is your other shoe?" "OH SHIT!, I must mu..

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