Jew Luck

What is Jew Luck?

An occurrence or set of strange circumstances which normally benefits a Jew.

Friend One:

Have you tried calling Nathan about the party tonight?

Friend Two:

No, don't bother. His Jewish Princess used his phone again and now it's broken for the third time. She has a serious case of Jew luck.

See jewish phonecall, goyim

Mawrter

1. Nickname for a student at Bryn Mawr College. Bryn Mawr women often call eachother "Mawrters", with twinkling & ironic emp..

Hantlers

1. The act of using one's hands to construct antlers above your own or another's head. Similar to bunny ears. Used in the movie G..

Nicemare

1. Dreams that start off good but then become completely fubarshitty. I was having good dreams last night but they hella turned to some ni..

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