What is Jewclaw?
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(v.) To stab a person or animal with an item (key, knife, etc.) held between your middle and ring finger.
Don't make me jewclaw you with this key.
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when you swipe someones face from forehead to chin and saying JEWCLAW! lick your hand for more effect.
James: oh hey John
John: JEWCLAW! *runs away*
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basically.. here is the ironic, or surprise part of what someone is telling you
I went to the store yesterday, here's the kicker, ..