What is Jewclaw?
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(v.) To stab a person or animal with an item (key, knife, etc.) held between your middle and ring finger.
Don't make me jewclaw you with this key.
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when you swipe someones face from forehead to chin and saying JEWCLAW! lick your hand for more effect.
James: oh hey John
John: JEWCLAW! *runs away*
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one who is being a total fuckin idiot and deserves to eat a womans douche
my friend kyle was being a douche eater last night
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Member of society who fulfills the 'epic fail' status in combination with looking like an absolute twat.
Guy with crooked nos..
