Jew-fu

What is Jew-fu?

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A form of the martial arts used by the ninjew. Kept secret among the Hebrew people, jew-fu allows the ninjew to perform spectacular feats of dexterity, dominate his opponents, or open an otherwise stubborn beer. Used by ninjews to fight pirates.

Darrin: How the hell did you beat me?

Ted: I'm a ninjew.

Darrin: Oh yeah, I forgot. Pwnedby the jew-fu again.
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