What is Jewish Lemonade?
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A free drink created by penny pinching Jews who don't want to have to pony up for a beverage when they eat out.
It is done by ordering an ice water with lemon, squeezing the lemon juice into the icewater, then using sweet-n-low packets from the sugar rack on the table to sweeten the "Lemonade". Free beverage! Oy vey!
Random Words:
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when someone is oblivious to their general surroundings because they have headphones on and are listening to music
She walked right pas..
