Jewish Lemonade

What is Jewish Lemonade?


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A free drink created by penny pinching Jews who don't want to have to pony up for a beverage when they eat out.

It is done by ordering an ice water with lemon, squeezing the lemon juice into the icewater, then using sweet-n-low packets from the sugar rack on the table to sweeten the "Lemonade". Free beverage! Oy vey!


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