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Act of creating a fictitious romantic relationship with someone you desire who is already attached, patently disinterested, or otherwise..
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The act of ejaculating on a partner's abdomen.
Didn't want to get her pregnant, so I made a jism platter...
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Unsuccesfully holding a dump that ends up with a piece of poo "flirping" our of your ars, staining your panies.
After I ate T..
