Jic-n-flick

What is Jic-n-flick?


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The process, after masturbation and ejaculation, of grasping the penis at or near the base, pulling the head towards the belly button, and abruptly forcing it forward. This results in the ejaculation flying off the penis and landing on whatever is a short distance away, which hopefully is just a floor.

Jic-n-flick saves time and is useful when no cleanup tools are available. It is not recommended, however, for people wearing expensive formal clothing, when near open food or drink, while in the same room as your sleeping grandfather, when in a room containing priceless artwork, or while performing open heart surgery.

See masturbation, ejaculation, cleanup, jiz


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