Jif

What is Jif?


1.

idiot in UK like slang

a dumb person

"shut up you jif"

or

"ricky your such a jif"

See jif, idiot, british slang

2.

Short for "in a jiffy", which basically means "a short period of time". It can be used sarcastically as well

"Jiffy" is also used as a sci/tech term, commonly for 0.01 seconds, or sometimes 1 tick of a computer's clock.

"I'll get to it in a jif." (This means after I get done with the football game, hon)

3.

To pass gas; to emit flatulence.

"Don't come over here, I jiffed."

4.

Acronym for "Jeans in fanny"; slang from London area, especially. See camel toes.

Crikey, those bloody jeans don't fit her at all! JIF!

See camel toes, jiff, gunt

5.

-A mediocre brand of peanut butter

-Short form for Jeff

The native called me "jif" cause he was too high on gas to say "Jeff"


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