What is Jif?
1.
idiot in UK like slang
a dumb person
"shut up you jif"
or
"ricky your such a jif"
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2.
Short for "in a jiffy", which basically means "a short period of time". It can be used sarcastically as well
"Jiffy" is also used as a sci/tech term, commonly for 0.01 seconds, or sometimes 1 tick of a computer's clock.
"I'll get to it in a jif." (This means after I get done with the football game, hon)
3.
To pass gas; to emit flatulence.
"Don't come over here, I jiffed."
4.
Acronym for "Jeans in fanny"; slang from London area, especially. See
Crikey, those bloody jeans don't fit her at all! JIF!
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5.
-A mediocre brand of peanut butter
-Short form for Jeff
The native called me "jif" cause he was too high on gas to say "Jeff"
