Jilted

What is Jilted?

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When someone is engaged, but then is dumped. Sometimes the "jilters" are runners(never showing up to the wedding).

Fucking Preps#1: "Did you hear about Jill? She got JILTED!!!"

Fucking Preps#2: "OMG!!!!!!! By who?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

Fucking Preps#1: " Tom, that geek who invented myspace!"

Fucking Preps#2: "We have awesome lives!"

Fucking Preps#2: "yeps!!! Everyone lurves me!!"

(i hate preps. deal with it.)

See left, altar, depression

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