Jizz Cookie

What is Jizz Cookie?


1.

No particular meaning, usually said just to gain attention of others or to shock a neighbor while going for a run. Also said in the middle of English class to add some pizazz. Wanna never get laid? then use this word every possible situation that needs an awkward silence.

Teacher: today class we have an assortment of essay prompts and assignments to get through to prepare us for the AP exam.

George: Is there particular ways we can prepare exponentially through working in literature? LOLZASDFGHJKL >(n_n)>

Teacher: Shut up George you're a Faggot.

Tom: Jizz cookie.

---10min silence---

Jessica: Tom id rather be a lesbianthan have sex with you.

See awkward, snuggie, lame, retarded, fuck my life

2.

a game where several men masturbate around a cookie, aiming to hit the cookie, and the man to ejaculate last, has to eat the cookie.

John, Paul, George, and Rick played a game of Jizz cookie. Rick lost.

See game, sex game, ejaculation, cum cookie


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