Kiss My Swag

What is Kiss My Swag?

A modern alternative to kiss my ass. A sarcastic comment said by those that are on the hustle and receive madd luv or madd hate for it.

Ignant Hater: I like your Lambo and all but it would look better if it was white....

Mandy: Negroplease. Kiss my swag!

Ignant Hater bending over: just saying though...

Clueless Groupie: oh my gosh Jigga, I totally love that DOA joint.

Jay-Z: Go on and kiss my swag then!

Clueless Groupie: Oh my gosh! Totally!

See kiss my ass, fuck off, whatever, so what

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