Jizz In My Pants

What is Jizz In My Pants?


1.

An short for SNL that was created by the comedy group, The Lonely Island.

It accompanies the first single from Incredibad and centers on the fact that Andy Samberg and Jorma Taccone prematurely

ejaculate throughout the song.

"Jizz in My Pants" is epic win. I need to watch it at least once a day.

See the lonely island, snl, jizz, incredibad

2.

it happens. girl walkin' down the steet. in the club. grinding. talking at the cash register. sexy breezes. grapes. you name the situation, it happens.

"i ate some grapes so i JIZZ IN MY PANTS

See jizz, pants, snl, andy, skit, jiz

3.

What happens to me because I'm a virgin.

Guy 1: Hey man did you just jizz in your pants?

Guy 2: Yeah, it happened when that girl grazed my jacket with hers. I shot a load off.

Guy 1: Damn, that's weak!

Guy 2: Yeah, I know, I'm a virgin.

Jizz in my pants

See ejaculate, premature ejaculation, snl, cum, custard

4.

The video opens with Samberg singing in a night club. As he is invited to Molly Sims' apartment, he prematurely ejaculates, or "jizzes in his pants", in the hallway. Taccone then ejaculates prematurely while conversing with a check-out girl, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, in a grocery store. Justin Timberlake appears as a janitor. Samberg then exits a cinématheque, when the discovery of a missed telephone call from a girl causes him to prematurely ejaculate. In another scene, Taccone is seen driving his car, listening to the radio, when a song begins to play that reminds him of a girl, and causes him to "jizz in his pants" yet again. Samberg and Taccone then sing about how they easily "jizz in theirpants" from stimuli such as an alarm clock, opening a window, the truth about Bruce Willis's character (Dr. Malcolm Crowe) dying at the end of The Sixth Sense, and ingesting a grape. Next, Samberg and Taccone explain that whenever they are adjacent to women, they ejaculate prematurely, which, they say, necessitates constant wearing of condoms. Akiva Schaffer can be seen in the background at various times as the disc jockey.3

I jizz in my pants

See andy, youtube, jizz, sex, wambulance

5.

Possibly the funniest music video ever spawned. If you havn't seen it, do not finish reading this; it is time to venture to youtube my friend, and witness the comedy of 'The Lonely Island'.

OOOOoooohhhh

Lock eyes from across the room

down my drink while the rhythms boom

take your hand and skip the names

no need here for the silly games

make our way through the smoke and crowd

the club is the sky and I'm on your cloud

move in close as the lasers fly

our bodies touch and the angels cry

leave this place go back to yours

our lips first touch outside your doors

a whole night what we've got in store

whisper in my ear that you want some more

and I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

This really never happens you can take my word

I won't apologize, that's just absurd

Mainly your fault from the way that you dance

and now I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut

plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt

I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus

Now I'll go home and change

I need a few things from the grocery

do things alone now mostly

left me heart broken not lookin' for love

surprised in my eyes when I looked above

the check out counter and I saw a face

My heart stood still so did time and space

Never felt that I could feel real again

But the look in her eyes said I need a friend

She turned to me that's when she said it

Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"

And I

JIZZED IN MY PANTS

It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me

But we're going to need a clean up on aisle 3

And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I

JIZZED IN MY PANTS

To be fair you were flirting a lot

plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot

please stop acting like you're not impressed

One more thing, I'm gonna play by check

Last week - I saw a film

As I recall it was a horror film

Walked outside into the rain

Checked my phone and saw you rang and I

JIZZED IN MY PANTS

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash

need to get away need to make a dash

A song comes on that reminds me of you and I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

The next day my alarm goes off and I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I

JIZZED IN MY PANTS

I just ate a grape and I

JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS

JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS

Ok seriously you guys can we...ok...

I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU'RE NEXT TO ME

AND WHEN WE'RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME

YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY

I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY

Cuz I

JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS

(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)

yes I JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS

(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)

OOOOOoooohhhhhhhh

See jizz in my pants, jizz, pants, rofl, comedy, hilarious, the lonely island

6.

The act of ejaculating in one's trousers. It is implied that this expression is used when it takes very little to arouse someone to the point of climax.

The term was first coined and used as the refrain and title of a song created by The Lonely Island and premiering on Saturday Night Liveas a digital short.

1: I need a few things from the grocery

do things alone now mostly

left me heart broken not lookin' for love

surprised in my eyes when I looked above

the check-out counter and I saw a face

My heart stood still so did time and space

Never felt that I could feel real again

But the look in her eyes said I need a friend

She turned to me thats when she said it

Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"

And I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

2: When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

3:I looked up a definition in the Urban Dictionaryand I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

See jizz, pants, trousers, snl, meme

7.

Premature ejaculation. Things are going pretty well, then you lose control and blow a load in your britches. Better luck next time.

Whisper in my ear that you want some more, then I jizz in my pants.

Now I'm posed in an awkward position because I jizzed in my pants.

See premature ejaculation, oops, bombs away, minute man


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