What is Jizz Machine?
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a cock so massive, that when it ejaculates, gallons of jizz erupt like a volcanic explosion. When hitting the person of target, the jizz propels her many feet back with force, and cum is stuck all in her hair.
Jessica was giving me head, and I brought out my jizz machine and knocked her head off.
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Someone who jiggles when you punch them. Usually eats leftover tacos for breakfast.
Chris is such a flab monkey.
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The diarrhea you get when you eat Mexican food
Damn man That was a major batch of Mexican Chocolate Sauce
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with too much courage; cocky and foolish
He has enough guts to fill a smokehouse -- he went into that Baptist Church on Sunday morning ..