Jizz Machine

What is Jizz Machine?


1.

a cock so massive, that when it ejaculates, gallons of jizz erupt like a volcanic explosion. When hitting the person of target, the jizz propels her many feet back with force, and cum is stuck all in her hair.

Jessica was giving me head, and I brought out my jizz machine and knocked her head off.

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