Jizzard

What is Jizzard?


1.

A slang term for Wizard, relating to "jizz", a slang term for semen.

...and the magical jizzard cast a spell on the entire town of North Fattyus Assius.

See Crabtree

2.

a person who performs indiscriminate blowjobs. a slut. figuratively drunk on semen. (akin to drunkard)

Get off my jock, you jizzard. You blew my buddy Tony not five minutes ago!

3.

A spermacious lizard

Upside-down umbrellas with sperm sidewiders contain jizzards.

See lizard, sperm, reptile, jenny, byrne

4.

A male who masturbates constantly, while thinking of other men.

"My friend Cory is a jizzard."

See wank, masturbate, male, guy, sex

5.

The flurry of semen that is released from the penis of a pornographic star upon his ejaculation.

Holy shit we're caught in his jizzard!


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