What is Jizzard?
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A slang term for Wizard, relating to "jizz", a slang term for semen.
...and the magical jizzard cast a spell on the entire town of North Fattyus Assius.
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2.
a person who performs indiscriminate blowjobs. a slut. figuratively drunk on semen. (akin to drunkard)
Get off my jock, you jizzard. You blew my buddy Tony not five minutes ago!
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A spermacious lizard
Upside-down umbrellas with sperm sidewiders contain jizzards.
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4.
A male who masturbates constantly, while thinking of other men.
"My friend Cory is a jizzard."
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The flurry of semen that is released from the penis of a pornographic star upon his ejaculation.
Holy shit we're caught in his jizzard!
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An exclamation declaring that one's nuts have indeed just been bobcatted.
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Used primarily for estate creation, estate preservation, and estate conservation. Basically, a irrevocable trust is drafted (meaning dr..
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1.The ancient ancestor of j00b.
That j00basaurus will j00bafie you!
See foxxy..
