Jizzin Johnson

What is Jizzin Johnson?

1. n. a males penis who wacks off all the time

2. n. a man named johnson who jizes excessively

1.dude, that guy's jizzin johnson must be sore, he beats that thing like it owes him money

1. yo johnson wanna hang?

no, i got some business *hand goes down pants*

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