Jizzin Johnson

What is Jizzin Johnson?

1. n. a males penis who wacks off all the time

2. n. a man named johnson who jizes excessively

1.dude, that guy's jizzin johnson must be sore, he beats that thing like it owes him money

1. yo johnson wanna hang?

no, i got some business *hand goes down pants*

Stem Breath

1. the smelly aroma in your mouth after you are so desperate for weed that you smoke your left over stems Ewwwwwwww stem breath! See weed..

Predatory Pregnancy

1. The act of a woman secretly going off the pill in hopes of having her unknowing partner impregnate her and trapping him with a paternity..

Noobshaft

1. A total dickhead with no soul. An utter idiot. Danny is a noobshaft. See idiot, git, dickhead, douchebag, moron, asshole, devil..

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