Jizzoptysis

What is Jizzoptysis?

The spitting up or coughing up of jizz. Similar to hemoptysis (spitting or coughing up blood: a symptom often seen in tuberculous or malignancy).

Q: What's the most common cause of jizzoptysis in 18-24 year old females?

A: Sucking cock. ("Sur-keeng kuuhrk")

Q: What's the most common congenital cause of jizzoptysis?

A: Esophageo-vaginal fistula.

Iswydt

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W.p.u.s

1. white piece of uncircumsized skin, (wah-pus) fuck chelsea, ur such a w.p.u.s!! See d.p.u.s, insulting..

Heart Attack On A Plate

1. A termendous pile of greasy food that is all served on one plate. Quite likely to be seen at buffet restaurants. *Nick D and one of his..

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