Jizzoptysis

What is Jizzoptysis?

The spitting up or coughing up of jizz. Similar to hemoptysis (spitting or coughing up blood: a symptom often seen in tuberculous or malignancy).

Q: What's the most common cause of jizzoptysis in 18-24 year old females?

A: Sucking cock. ("Sur-keeng kuuhrk")

Q: What's the most common congenital cause of jizzoptysis?

A: Esophageo-vaginal fistula.

The Merc

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Etlc

1. Electronic Tender Love and Care, when you can't be there in person, when you have to "kiss me through the phone," when we..

Dicers License

1. a dicers license looks similar to a drivers license and must be produced upon the request of a 'dicer'. if a person cannot pro..

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