Jizzoptysis

What is Jizzoptysis?

The spitting up or coughing up of jizz. Similar to hemoptysis (spitting or coughing up blood: a symptom often seen in tuberculous or malignancy).

Q: What's the most common cause of jizzoptysis in 18-24 year old females?

A: Sucking cock. ("Sur-keeng kuuhrk")

Q: What's the most common congenital cause of jizzoptysis?

A: Esophageo-vaginal fistula.

Zarqx

1. To mistakenly not wash one's wang after analsex. Awww man, I totally just Zarqx'd last night after boning my girlfriend. See..

Que Pex

1. What's going on/What's happening? The same meaning as Qué pedo? Vamos a ver que pex. Let's see what's goin' o..

Gutter Surfing

1. drinking the last drops out of anyone elses' cup of beer in a last ditch effort to get even more intoxicated. Dude, my bro was so ..

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