Jizzoptysis

What is Jizzoptysis?

The spitting up or coughing up of jizz. Similar to hemoptysis (spitting or coughing up blood: a symptom often seen in tuberculous or malignancy).

Q: What's the most common cause of jizzoptysis in 18-24 year old females?

A: Sucking cock. ("Sur-keeng kuuhrk")

Q: What's the most common congenital cause of jizzoptysis?

A: Esophageo-vaginal fistula.

Zoknerfork

1. A word you use when you want to be as random as the great Kirbybot2000! Hey how ya doin, zoknerfork!? See Kirbybot2000..

Vag Vault

1. The female version of cock blocking. "This chick REALLY wanted to get with me, but I had to vag vault her, I had ish to do, no tim..

Pack Of Cunts

1. Euphemism used to describe two or more cunts. Can also be used as the plural of cunt, instead of cunts. "Willy Wonka and those ba..

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