Jizzoptysis

What is Jizzoptysis?

The spitting up or coughing up of jizz. Similar to hemoptysis (spitting or coughing up blood: a symptom often seen in tuberculous or malignancy).

Q: What's the most common cause of jizzoptysis in 18-24 year old females?

A: Sucking cock. ("Sur-keeng kuuhrk")

Q: What's the most common congenital cause of jizzoptysis?

A: Esophageo-vaginal fistula.

Treefucker

1. I came up with this word out of the blue. I don't know if anyone else has ever used it before or not. It came from me cussing out m..

Qwank

1. A quick wank. That is my definition and it doesnt have to be 20 letters you turd. Hmm. I fancy a quank. 2. me mam said it by acciden..

V'd Up

1. When ones fecal matter is too long that when flushing the toilet, it cracks and goes down in the shape of a "V". Oh man I V&a..

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