Jizzoptysis

What is Jizzoptysis?

The spitting up or coughing up of jizz. Similar to hemoptysis (spitting or coughing up blood: a symptom often seen in tuberculous or malignancy).

Q: What's the most common cause of jizzoptysis in 18-24 year old females?

A: Sucking cock. ("Sur-keeng kuuhrk")

Q: What's the most common congenital cause of jizzoptysis?

A: Esophageo-vaginal fistula.

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1. Synonym for either That's What She Said or Yo' Mama. Use at the end of a sentence to further humiliate or demean someone. Liz..

Zegan

1. One who's diet consists of strictly drinking only shampoo. I'm on that new zegan diet....everything tastes like soapy jizz. ..

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