What is Jizztastic?
1.
good enough to make you soak your pants with semen, better than fantastic; something so wonderful, you just cannot contain yourself
Winning the lottery is jizztastic experience.
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2.
When something, either an event, object or person, is so good that you almost jizz yourself i.e. ejaculate in your pants.
God that is absolutely jizztastic
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3.
Something/Someone so hot that they make you jizz (ejaculate) in your pants. used as a way to say something is "Good"
a phrase created accidently by Jack in California one afternoon after realizing how absolutely "Jizztastic" a girl was.
examples "holy shit that girl is jizztastic"
"dude that car is jizztastic"
examples "holy shit that girl is jizztastic"
"dude that car is jizztastic"
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