What is Jizzy?
1.
having the properties, physical or visual, of jizz
man that drink is all jizzy...
2.
(adj.) Used to describe something so incredibly awesome, that it makes you jizz everywhere just thinking about it.
"The new Zelda for GameCube looks so fucking jizzy!" - ShadowXOR
3.
(adj.) Used to describe something so orgasmic that it causes jizzing of the pants.
Guy #1: Oh my God, that Enriques Iglesias is so jizzy.
Guy #2: What? No way, Ricky Martin is way jizzier than that queer is!
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4.
–adjective
Stirred emotionally, very excited .
When Nate watched the unveiling of Apple's latest laptop computer, he became quite jizzy about the prospect of owning one.
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5.
noun: the seamen of a man that contracts into a womans vajayjay.
verb: to jizzy on another is to extract cum on to someone for pure pleasure or violent rage.
Sarah Flav loves jizzy.
Many of the african race jizzied on Rosa Parks.
See cum , semen , jews
6.
An adjective used to describe horny pornstar wannabees who think they can squirt all over your meal before making you eat the crap.
Man, that girl Jessy is so fucking jizzy!
Hope she wants to cock me a meal in the near future.
Yeah, let it be an alma meal.
See jizz , meal , cook , horny , jessy
7.
Another slang term for a joint
Yo, lets go smoke a jizzy on the rizzy.
Lets go smoke a joint on the roof
Sarah Flav loves jizzy.
Many of the african race jizzied on Rosa Parks.
Man, that girl Jessy is so fucking jizzy!
Hope she wants to cock me a meal in the near future.
Yeah, let it be an alma meal.
Yo, lets go smoke a jizzy on the rizzy.
Lets go smoke a joint on the roof
