What is Jmn?
1.
Among scale modeling hobbyists, JMN is an acronym for Joyless Modeling
Things a JMN would obsess over.
Rivet-counting.
Luftwaffe (RLM) paint-matching.
Messerschmitt Me 109 vs Bf 109.
Expensive aftermarket add-ons for kits.
F-16
Viper Block number.
Deficiencies in commercially available models.
Details that would be impossible to see in miniature, such as a pilot's eyebrows.
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2.
JMN is a term coined by speculative modeling extraordinaire "The Wooksta!" It is an acronym for Joyless Modeling Nazi.
A JMN is (almost always)a grown adult who dares take plastic models seriously; having forgotten what was fun about it to begin with. They have all the resources and knowledge in the world to become respectable hobbyists, but have the creativity of a free-range garden slug.
JMN behavior can be broadly described as
JMNs are:
Anyone who can sit through a seminar about
Messerschmitt ] Bf 109s without falling asleep
A guy who buys more than one Airfix TSR.2 but will only build them in historically accurate paint schemes.
The snooty clerk at the hobby store who faints when you buy a rare
OOP Aurora model kit from the 1960s only to chop it up and turn it into a flying submarine robot.
Any jerk at a modeling club who says contests are for "Serious Modelers only"(meow)
The nerd who collects video stills from every possible angle of the USS Enterprise-D in order find out where the septic tanks flush out and modify his
AMT kit accordingly.
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